Nov 9, 2026

What I Say To The Food Police

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15 responses from serious to snarky.

This is the audio version of the “On Mondays We Say The Thing” email newsletter read by the author Kami Orange.

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Kami Orange: On Mondays We Say The Thing

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Listen on

Recent episodes

Are you sure you should be eating that?

Are you prepared to meet his ex-wife?

My advice if you've moved to a small town

My mom (who has cancer) doesn't like my new man

To that mean boy at the pool

Baby Shower When You're No Contact

12 Boundary Phrases For Millennial Moms

I Have Different Values Than My Husband

A Story From When I Was A Cashier

What Are My Politics?

On Mondays
we say the thing

On Mondays
we say the thing

What I Say To The Food Police

Transcript

Listen on

Recent episodes

Are you sure you should be eating that?

Are you prepared to meet his ex-wife?

My advice if you've moved to a small town

My mom (who has cancer) doesn't like my new man

To that mean boy at the pool

Baby Shower When You're No Contact

12 Boundary Phrases For Millennial Moms

I Have Different Values Than My Husband

A Story From When I Was A Cashier

What Are My Politics?

On Mondayswe say the thing

On Mondayswe say the thing

On Mondays
we say the thing

On Mondays
we say the thing